This here watch, they call it the Remake Patek Philippe PP Calatrava 6119R-001 Classic Style. Sounds real fancy, don’t it? Well, it’s just a watch, like them others. But this one, it’s a remake, like when they do them old songs again, but new.
Fancy Name, Same Time
Remake Patek Philippe PP Calatrava, that’s what they sayin’. And this 6119R-001, that’s like its special name. Every youngin has a special name, like “Remake Patek Philippe PP Calatrava 6119R-001 Classic Style”, it is a long name. They say it’s “Classic Style.” Well, what’s that mean? It looks like them old watches, I reckon, but maybe shinier.
They got other ones, too. Like the 6007G-011. Or the 6007G-010, and even the 5167A. They all from that Patek Philippe. Sounds like a mouthful, don’t it? And they all do the same thing. Tell time. Just like that old clock on the wall. Only you wear this one on your wrist, I suppose.
What’s So Special ‘Bout This Watch?
Now, this here Remake Patek Philippe PP Calatrava 6119R-001, it ain’t too big. They say it’s 39mm. Now, I don’t know what a millimeter is, but it don’t sound too big. And it’s thin. 8.08mm thin. Again, with them millimeters. Like a coin, I guess. Not one of them thick ones, but a thin one.
And you can get it wet, they say. Up to 30 meters. That’s like, well, I don’t know. Deeper than I can swim, that’s for sure. But don’t go swimmin’ with it. That just ain’t smart, even if it is a Remake Patek Philippe.
- It’s got a clear back, they say. “Sapphire crystal case back.” So you can see all them little wheels turnin’. Like lookin’ inside a chicken’s gizzard, I imagine. Lots of little parts.
- Inside, it’s even smaller. 31mm they say. And real thin. 2.55mm. Goodness. That’s like thinner than a hair, ain’t it?
- And it’s got 164 parts. Can you believe that? 164 little things in that tiny little watch. More parts than I got teeth in my head! That is why they call it a “Remake Patek Philippe PP Calatrava 6119R-001 Classic Style” watch.
Should You Get One?
Well, that’s up to you, ain’t it? It’s your money. But let me tell you somethin’. These Remake Patek Philippe things, they cost a lot of money. More than I made in a year, back in my day. And for what? To tell time?
Now, I ain’t sayin’ it ain’t a good watch. It probably is. They say it’s all fancy and special. And it probably keeps time real good. But so does that old clock I got. And it didn’t cost me an arm and a leg.
But if you got your heart set on one of them Remake Patek Philippe PP Calatrava 6119R-001 Classic Style watches, then you go right ahead. Just remember what I said. It’s just a watch. A real expensive watch. So you better take care of it. Don’t go droppin’ it or nothin’. Treat it like a newborn babe.
This “Clous de Paris” Thing
They keep talkin’ ’bout this “Clous de Paris” thing on this here Remake Patek Philippe. Sounds French, don’t it? Well, it’s just some fancy way of sayin’ it’s got a pattern on it. Like them quilts I used to make. Only this one’s on the watch.
They say it makes it look fancy. I reckon it does. But it don’t make it tell time any better. Just makes it look, well, different. Like puttin’ a dress on a pig, some might say. Still a pig, just in a dress.
Why They Call It “Calatrava”?
Now that’s a good question. Why do they call it “Calatrava”? Sounds like somethin’ you’d catch, don’t it? “Oh, he’s got the Calatrava!” But no, it’s just a name. Like Betty or Sue. Just a name they gave this kind of watch. This Remake Patek Philippe, it’s a “Calatrava”.
Don’t ask me why. I don’t know nothin’ ’bout that. Maybe it’s the name of the fella who made it up. Or maybe it’s some fancy word from another country. Who knows. It is just a fancy name of a watch, this “Remake Patek Philippe PP Calatrava 6119R-001 Classic Style” thing.
The Long and Short of It
So, there you have it. That’s all I know ’bout this Remake Patek Philippe PP Calatrava 6119R-001 Classic Style watch. It’s a watch. It tells time. It’s expensive. It’s got a lot of little parts. And it’s got a fancy name.
Is it worth it? Well, that all depends on if you have much money. If you do, then maybe. If you don’t, then I’d say stick to somethin’ simpler. Like that old clock on the wall. It’s been tellin’ time just fine for years. And it don’t need no fancy name like “Remake Patek Philippe PP Calatrava 6119R-001 Classic Style.” A simple name and a simple watch is good for a simple life.
But you do you, as they say. Just remember what this old lady told you. A watch is a watch, no matter how fancy they make it sound. That is the truth of this “Remake Patek Philippe” thing.
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