This here’s about them High imitation Rolex No-Date Black Submariner, you know, them fancy watches folks like to wear. I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout ’em down at the market. They say it’s hard to tell the real ones from the fakes. And a real one, oh boy, it costs more than my whole house!
Now, I ain’t never owned one of these fancy Rolex watches myself, but I heard a thing or two. This Black Submariner, they call it. Some got a little window that shows the date, and some don’t. The ones without the date, they’re just plain black, I reckon. And the folks who know about these things, they say the black ones, the real ones, they mostly don’t have that date thingy.
But lemme tell ya, these fake ones, they’re gettin’ sneakier and sneakier. I seen one, looked just like the real deal, ‘cept it weren’t. I hear these ones fog up when you take a bath. And the real ones are built tough. Some folks say you can tell it is fake because water gets in it.
If you’re gonna spend your hard-earned money on one of these, you best be careful. There’s a whole bunch of crooks out there tryin’ to trick ya. They make these fakes look so good, it’s like tryin’ to find a needle in a haystack. Best to get em from some trusted people, someone you know, or a store that says they only sell the good ones.
- First off, them real Rolex watches, they’re heavy. Like holdin’ a good-sized tater in your hand.
- And the tickin’, it’s quiet as a mouse. Them fakes, sometimes you can hear ’em tickin’ like an old grandfather clock.
- There’s a little date window with a bubble over it. On the real ones it makes the numbers look bigger.
- That little date window, if it ain’t showin’ the right date, or if it’s lookin’ all cloudy, somethin’ ain’t right.
I heard tell, that on them fake ones, sometimes the water gets inside. Now, a real Rolex Submariner, that’s supposed to go way down deep in the water, like when them divers go lookin’ for pearls or somethin’. So if it can’t even handle a little splash, you know somethin’s fishy. The fake ones are like that sometimes, all show and no go.
And the price, Lord have mercy, the price! If it’s too good to be true, it probably is. A real one of these Rolex things, it’ll cost ya an arm and a leg. Like I said, more than my whole house! So if someone’s sellin’ one for cheap, you best watch out. They might as well be sellin’ you a wooden nickel.
Now, I ain’t sayin’ you shouldn’t buy one. Just be careful. People like them and if you got the money, that is fine. If you got the money to spend, that’s your business. But don’t go throwin’ your money away on some fake trinket. Do your research, ask around, and make sure you’re gettin’ the real deal. It’s like buyin’ a good mule, you gotta check its teeth and make sure it ain’t gonna kick ya.
I remember one time, my neighbor, bless her heart, she bought one of these fake Rolex watches. Thought she was gettin’ a steal. Wore it around, proud as a peacock. Then one day, she was washin’ dishes, and that watch just stopped. Stopped dead in its tracks. Water got all inside it. She was so mad, she coulda spit nails. Learned her lesson the hard way, she did.
So, there you have it. That’s all I know about them High imitation Rolex No-Date Black Submariner watches. Just be careful out there, and don’t let them city slickers pull the wool over your eyes. Remember what that old sayin’ is: “All that glitters ain’t gold.” And sometimes, it ain’t even a real Rolex!
I hear these Rolex watches, even the real ones, they come in different sizes. Like shoes, I guess. This Submariner, they say it’s one of the smaller ones. The real ones, they are made to last.
If you want a Black Submariner, the real ones usually don’t have a date. Just the plain black face. They say the ones with dates are usually not black. I don’t know why, that’s just what they say. But those old ones, they say they used to have black ones with and without dates. It is all so confusing!
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