I heard someone say something about this watch, what’s it called, High imitation Rolex No-Date Black Submariner Original order? Sounds like a mouthful, don’t it? I don’t know much about these fancy things, but I heard some folks talking, and it got me thinking.
This Rolex, they say it’s a good one. But what’s “high imitation”? Does that mean it’s like a copycat? You know, like when my neighbor tried to bake my apple pie, bless her heart, it just wasn’t the same. It looked kinda like mine, but the taste, oh honey, it was a whole different story. So is this watch like that pie? It looks like a Rolex, but it ain’t really a Rolex?
And this “No-Date” part. What’s that about? Don’t all watches have the date? How else you gonna know if it’s Tuesday or Sunday? My old clock at home, it has a big ol’ date on it. Always lets me know when it’s time to go to church. So this fancy Rolex, it don’t tell you the date? Seems kinda silly to me. And black? My grandson wears black all time. Says it’s cool. Maybe this watch is for young folks.
Then there’s this “Submariner” thing. Sounds like a sandwich, but it is a watch, right? What is a Submariner? Is it for the folks who go under the sea? Like them divers? You know, I saw on the TV once, they wear those big suits and go way down deep in the water. Maybe this watch is for them. It probably can handle getting wet, then, huh? That’s useful, I guess. My old watch, it stopped working after I dropped it in the wash basin once. These new things are strong I guess.
And “Original order”? What in the world does that mean? Does it mean it’s the first one they made? Like the original recipe for my grandma’s moonshine? Or does it mean you gotta order it special? Like when I order a burger, no onions, extra pickles. Is this Rolex Submariner watch like a burger?
I remember someone saying something about the weight. Said the real Rolex Submariner is heavy. Like a good, solid thing. Not like those cheap ones you get at the fair that feel like they’re made of plastic. So if this “high imitation” one is any good, it should feel heavy too, right? Like it’s made of real metal, not some tin can stuff.
They also said something about 40 millimeters. Now, I ain’t good with numbers, but that sounds kinda small, don’t it? Is that the size of the whole watch? Or just the round part? I like a watch with a big face, you know? Easy to see. My eyes ain’t what they used to be.
There are some signs, they say, to tell if a Rolex is real or not. It can be helpful, especially when you buy those old watches. They have some guide thingy that tells you what to look for. Like, I can tell if a chicken is fresh just by looking at it. It’s all in the details, they say. You gotta know what you’re looking for. And about Rolex Submariner fake, it’s hard to tell, cause the fake ones are getting better, they say.
- First thing, you look at the watch real close. Like how I check if my tomatoes got bugs.
- Then you feel it. Is it heavy? Does it feel like it’s made of good stuff?
- And you listen to it. Some watches, they tick real loud. Some, you can barely hear ’em.
- And the price, that can be a big one. If it’s too cheap, well, it ain’t the real deal.
But this High imitation Rolex No-Date Black Submariner Original order, it’s got me confused. Is it real? Is it fake? Is it worth the money? I don’t know. Maybe it’s just a fancy thing for folks who like to show off. Or maybe it’s a good watch, even if it ain’t a real Rolex.
I guess it all comes down to what you want. Do you want a real Rolex, or do you just want something that looks like one? Do you need the date on your watch, or is that just extra stuff you don’t care about? And are you gonna wear this watch every day or just on Sundays?
Me? I think I’ll stick to my old watch. It may not be fancy, and it may not be a Rolex, but it tells the time, and that’s all I need. And it’s got the date, big and clear. Can’t miss it. But hey, if you’re into these fancy Rolex Submariner watches, more power to ya. Just make sure you know what you’re buying, that’s all I’m saying. Don’t get fooled by a pretty face. And make sure this High imitation Rolex No-Date Black Submariner Original order, whatever it is, is worth your hard-earned money.
These new things, they are a mystery. But I guess every person has their own thing. If this Rolex is your thing, then good for you. Just don’t come crying to me when it breaks or if it turns out you bought a lemon. I’ll just be here, with my old watch, knowing what day it is and keeping track of time, one tick at a time.