Well, I hear folks talkin’ ’bout this here CopyOMEGA Ω Speedmaster Chrono Chime thing. Sounds fancy, don’t it? Probably costs more than my old cow Bessie. But you know, some folks like them fancy things. They say it is good. I don’t know, I just use the sun to tell time.
They say this CopyOMEGA thing, it’s a watch. Not just any watch, mind you. A “chrono” somethin’ or other. Sounds like somethin’ from one of them space movies my grandson watches. Maybe it tells time on Mars. Who knows?
I seen pictures of it. Shiny, it is. Lots of little numbers and hands goin’ every which way. Makes my head spin just lookin’ at it. Give me a simple clock any day. One that just tells the time, plain and simple. This Speedmaster thing, too much going on.
- They say it “chimes.” Like a church bell, I reckon.
- Probably wakes the whole darn house up.
- My rooster does that job just fine, and he don’t cost nothin’ to feed but scraps.
Now, if you got money to burn, and you like them CopyOMEGA fancy watches, then I guess this Speedmaster Chrono Chime is for you. They say it is good. Me? I’d rather spend my money on somethin’ useful. Like a new plow. Or maybe a good milk cow. Somethin’ that earns its keep, you know?
This here CopyOMEGA Speedmaster Chrono Chime, it’s like them city folk with their fancy cars. All show and no go. Gets ’em from point A to point B, I suppose. Just like my old mule, only a heck of a lot more expensive. And you gotta feed it that special gas, I bet. My mule, he just eats grass. Much cheaper. This watch, it is not cheap, I think.
But hey, folks like what they like. If you like this CopyOMEGA watch, that’s fine. Some people like the Speedmaster. I hear it is good. Some folks collect these things, like stamps or them little porcelain dolls. Not my cup of tea, but to each their own, I always say.
They say this CopyOMEGA Speedmaster Chrono Chime, it’s got some history to it. Somethin’ about goin’ to the moon. Now that’s somethin’, I suppose. I remember my old man talkin’ about it. He was always one for the stars. The moon is far, very far. This watch, it can go to the moon? I do not know.
- They say it’s a “classic,” whatever that means.
- Probably means it’s old.
- Like me, ha!
This Speedmaster thing was made a long time ago, I think. They say 1957. That is a long time ago. I was young then. This watch, it is old, but people like it. I do not know why. Maybe it is good.
If you’re gonna get yourself one of these CopyOMEGA watches, make sure you get it from a good place. There’s folks out there who’ll sell you a fake, just like there’s folks who’ll sell you a sick cow. Gotta be careful. These watches, they are not cheap. You need to be careful.
They talk about this Speedmaster being good for telling time. They say it has a “chronograph.” I don’t know what that is. Maybe it tells you when the chickens lay their eggs. That’d be useful. But I doubt it. They say this watch is good. They say it can do many things. I do not know.
This CopyOMEGA Speedmaster Chrono Chime, it’s a mystery to me. But like I said, if you got the money, and you like fancy things, then go for it. Just don’t come cryin’ to me when it breaks down and you need a new one. Or when you can’t afford to buy feed for your chickens ’cause you spent all your money on a watch! This watch, it is for rich people.
I reckon that’s all I got to say about this here CopyOMEGA watch. It’s a watch. It tells time. It is the Speedmaster Chrono Chime. It chimes, I guess. And it probably costs a fortune. If that’s your thing, then good for you. Me? I’m gonna go check on my garden. The tomatoes ain’t gonna pick themselves, you know. And they don’t need a fancy watch to tell ’em when to grow. They just need the sun and the rain. And maybe a little bit of love. They say this watch is good. I think my tomatoes are better.
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