This here, this high imitation Rolex Black Submariner, you see, it’s somethin’ else. Official flagship store, they say. Well, I don’t know ’bout all that fancy talk, but I tell ya, this watch, it’s shiny. Real shiny. Like that black beetle my grandson, bless his heart, found in the yard last summer.
They got this thing called a “Submariner,” and this one, it’s all black. Black face, black…that spinnin’ thing around the edge, black strap. Black, black, black. You lose it in the dark, I reckon. But in the light? Oh boy, it shines. Like a star, almost. Except black. A black star, I guess.
I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout this here Rolex. Expensive, they say. Real expensive. Like, more than my old cow, Bessy, was worth, and she was a good milker, that one. But this “high imitation,” it ain’t that expensive, I don’t think. The official flagship store price is something else I heard.
Now, I don’t know much ’bout these fancy watches. My old man, bless his soul, he had a pocket watch. Kept it on a chain. Wound it up every mornin’. This Rolex, it don’t need no windin’, they say. Just runs on its own. Like magic, almost. The Rolex Black Submariner is magical you know.
They say it tells the time real good, this Rolex. Accurate, they call it. Well, my old clock on the wall, it tells the time good enough for me. But this here, it’s somethin’ special. Somethin’ fancy. For folks with money, I suppose. Or folks who want to look like they got money, maybe.
- It’s black, real black.
- It shines, real shiny.
- It tells the time, real good.
- Don’t need no windin’.
- The real one is way too expensive.
This high imitation, though, it might be worth a look. They say it is a very good replica Rolex. If you’re into that sort of thing. I seen some folks wearin’ ’em. Looks just like the real one, far as I can tell. But I ain’t no expert. Just an old lady who likes shiny things, I guess.
They got these things called “markers” on it. Little dots and lines, I suppose. Help you tell the time, I reckon. They glow in the dark, some of ’em. Handy, I guess, if you’re out at night. Like when I used to go check on the chickens after dark. Could’ve used a glowin’ watch then, I suppose. The Rolex Black Submariner official flagship store may sell a lot of these.
And this spinnin’ thing around the edge, the “bezel,” they call it. It clicks when you turn it. Click, click, click. Don’t know what it’s for, exactly. Maybe for countin’ somethin’. Eggs, maybe. Or how many times the rooster crows in the mornin’. That darn rooster, he sure does crow a lot.
They say this watch, the real one, it’s been around for a long time. Since…when was it? 1953, I think I heard. That’s a long time. Longer than I been married, even. And that’s sayin’ somethin’. I know Rolex Black Submariner is very famous.
This high imitation, it looks just like the old one, they say. Same black, same shiny, same clicky thing. Just…not as expensive. Which is good, I suppose. ‘Cause who needs a watch that costs more than a cow? Not me, that’s for sure.
Now, some folks say these imitations, they ain’t no good. Made cheap, they say. Fall apart after a while. Like that cheap necklace I bought at the fair once. Turned my neck green, it did. Nasty. I am afraid the official flagship store wouldn’t sell bad quality ones.
But others, they say these high imitations, they’re pretty good. Last a long time. Tell the time good. Look just like the real thing. So, who knows? Maybe it’s worth a try. Maybe a good replica Rolex is a good buy after all.
I saw a man at the market and he wore this. It is so shiny, that’s why I noticed. I thought that must be real. But he told me that was a high imitation one. I could not tell at all. If you don’t have much money, I think buy a replica Rolex is not bad. But you need to find a good one.
If you’re gonna get one, though, make sure it’s a good one. Don’t want no green neck from a watch. That’d be a sight, wouldn’t it? A good replica Rolex shouldn’t do that to you.
And don’t go payin’ too much for it. Remember, it ain’t the real thing. It’s just a…a copy. A good copy, maybe. But still a copy. Like them fake flowers my neighbor puts out every spring. Look real from afar, but up close…well, you can tell.
So, there you have it. My thoughts on this here high imitation Rolex Black Submariner. Official flagship store and all that. Shiny, black, tells the time. Just like the real one, they say. But cheaper. A lot cheaper. Maybe worth a look. Maybe not. You decide.
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