Alright, alright, let’s talk about this YSL bag thing, the En-va-lope one, right? Folks call it “Remake,” whatever that means. Sounds fancy, but probably just means they’re makin’ it again, huh? Anyways, they sell these things online now, like everything else. You don’t even gotta go to the big city no more.
What’s This YSL Thing Anyway?
Now, I ain’t no city gal with fancy learnin’, but even I heard of this YSL. Saint… Somethin’. Sounds like one of them saints they talk about in church, but I reckon this Saint ain’t got nothin’ to do with prayin’. This Saint makes purses… and shoes… and clothes, I guess. All them things city women like to spend their money on. And Lord knows, they like to spend!
- Purses: They got all kinds, but this En-va-lope one, that’s the one we’re talkin’ ’bout. It looks like, well, an envelope, I guess. Fancy envelope, though, not like the ones the mailman brings.
- Clothes: They call it “ready to wear.” Ready to wear to where? To the store to buy more stuff, probably. I wear my clothes ready, too, straight off the clothesline!
- Shoes: High heels mostly, the kind that’ll break your ankle if you ain’t careful. I stick to my flats, thank you very much. My feet gotta last me a good long time.
Where You Gonna Buy This YSL Bag?
They got these “official online stores” now. Means you don’t gotta go to no fancy-schmancy store in town. You just sit on your behind, clickety-clack on that computer thing, and boom, the bag shows up at your door. Probably some young fella in a truck brings it. Though I still don’t get how they get the money through that computer thing. It’s all a bit fishy to me if you ask me.
Bags, Bags, Everywhere, But Not a Penny to Spare
Now, these YSL bags, they ain’t cheap. Heard tell they cost a pretty penny. Some folks call ’em “luxury.” Luxury! That just means expensive, far as I can tell. But folks with money, they like to spend it, so I guess somebody’s buyin’ ’em. They even have these “outlet sales” where they sell ’em a little cheaper. Still too much for me, though. I’d rather buy a good sturdy chicken coop than a bag I can’t even carry eggs in.
Is It Worth It?
Well, that depends on what you think is important, I reckon. If you got money to burn and want to show off, I guess it’s worth it. Me? I’d rather have a good pair of work boots. But some folks like fancy things. These bags, they say they’re “classic” and “contemporary.” Classic means old, I think, and contemporary means new. So they’re old and new at the same time? Sounds like a bunch of hooey to me. But those city folk, they like that kind of talk.
This “Remake” Business
Now, about this “remake” thing. They’re makin’ the bags again, I guess. Maybe they changed somethin’, maybe they didn’t. Maybe they just want you to buy another one even if you already got one. That’s how they get you, you know. Always somethin’ new to tempt you to spend your money. I stick to my old apron; it’s got pockets that hold everything I need: my glasses, my seeds, and a little snack for when I’m out in the garden.
More Than Just a Bag?
For some folks, I guess it ain’t just a bag. It’s a…a “statement,” they call it. Means you got money, I guess. Or maybe it just means you like pretty things. To each their own, I say. I make my own statements with my tomato plants and my apple pies. Them are statements everyone can understand.
So, Should You Buy a Remake YSL Envelope Bag Online?
Look, I ain’t gonna tell you what to do with your money. If you want a fancy bag and got the cash, go for it. Just remember, a bag’s a bag. It ain’t gonna make your biscuits rise any higher or your chickens lay more eggs. But if it makes you happy, that’s all that matters, I suppose. Me? I’m happy with my old flour sack tote. It holds everything I need, and it didn’t cost me an arm and a leg.
Anyways, that’s all I know about these YSL bags. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed my chickens.
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