This here, this Prada Galleria Saffiano Leather Bag, they say it’s somethin’ special. I seen it on that there internet, all shiny and new. Remake, they call it. Just an old bag with a new name, if you ask me. But folks these days, they go crazy for these fancy things. Prada, Prada, Prada, that’s all I hear!
They say this here bag, this Saffiano, it’s made from some fancy leather. From Italy, no less! They sure do like their fancy stuff over there. They say Italy’s the best place to get these Prada bags, cheaper than anywhere else. Why’d you want to go all the way there for a bag, I don’t know! We got bags right here, good enough for anyone. My old bag, it’s held up just fine for years.
This Saffiano leather, they say it’s real leather, but they do somethin’ to it. Press it, treat it, make it all stiff and shiny. They call it genuine leather. Sounds like they’re trying to make it sound better than it is. I’ve seen leather, real leather, from the cows down the road. This Saffiano, it ain’t that. Full grain leather is different, this much I know. It can be made different ways, too, this full grain. Depends on the animal, they say. They got all kinds of names, chrome tanned, vegetable tanned, you name it.
Now, this here Prada Galleria, it’s a small one. They got bigger ones, I reckon. But this one, they say it’s a “mini.” Like them little dogs that fit in your purse. Why you need a bag that small, I don’t know. Can’t fit much in there, that’s for sure. Maybe just your lipstick and a couple of dollars.
They got this other Prada bag, they call it the Re-Edition 2000 Hobo Mini. Part of some Re-Nylon collection. Sounds like a bunch of hooey to me. But they say it’s a good investment. Keeps its value, they say. 94%, whatever that means. Like you’re gonna sell it later, I guess. Who sells a bag? You use it till it falls apart, that’s what you do.
These new Prada bags, they say they’re “timeless icons.” Like them old statues and such. But they also say they got a “modern attitude.” What’s that even mean? A bag with an attitude? Never heard of such a thing.
- Prada this, Prada that
- Saffiano leather, all fancy and pressed
- Re-Edition, Re-Nylon, what’s it all mean?
- Italy, Italy, so far away, so expensive
- Mini bags, big bags, who can keep up?
- They talk about investment, keeping its value.
- All these fancy names for a simple bag, just crazy.
They got these websites, you know, where you can buy these Prada bags online. Dorothy Perkins, Wallis, they all got ’em. “Preloved,” they call some of them. Means someone else used it before, I guess. Like buying used clothes at the thrift store. But they charge you an arm and a leg for it, even if it’s “preloved.”
This Prada Galleria Saffiano Leather Bag, it’s all the rage, I suppose. They say it has adjustable shoulder bag. Like you can make it longer or shorter. Well, that’s handy, I guess. But my old bag, it’s got a strap, too. Works just fine.
I don’t know why folks make such a fuss over these Prada bags. A bag’s a bag, if you ask me. It’s supposed to hold your things, that’s all. This Prada Galleria, it probably does that. But so does my old bag, and it didn’t cost me a fortune.
These young folks, they’re always chasin’ after the latest thing. New phones, new clothes, new bags. This Remake Prada Small Prada Galleria Saffiano Leather Bag, it’s just another one of those things. It’ll be old news soon enough. They’ll be on to somethin’ else. That’s how it goes.
Me, I’ll stick with my old bag. It’s served me well. No need for all that fancy Prada stuff. This Saffiano leather, full grain leather, all this fancy talk, it is all just too much. A bag is a bag, and that’s all there is to it.
If you want a good price for this bag, you need to go to Italy. That’s what everyone is saying. But you know, we can buy bags here just fine. No need to go to Italy. Unless you have lots of money, then, by all means, you should go. But if you don’t have money like me, you just stick to what you have and don’t worry about this Prada Galleria.
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