This Fendi bag, you see, it’s a good one. Perfect Copy Fendi Brown Zucchino Mama Forever Baguette Shoulder Bag Classic Style, that’s what they call it. I seen lots of bags in my day, but this one, it’s somethin’ else. It’s brown, like the dirt out back after a good rain. And it’s got this pattern on it, little squares all lined up. They call it Zucchino, fancy word for, I don’t know, squash maybe?
This bag, it ain’t too big, ain’t too small. Just right for carryin’ your things. You know, your wallet, your keys, maybe a little snack for later. My old man, he used to say, a woman’s purse is like a bottomless pit. But this Fendi, it ain’t like that. It’s just right. This is a classic style, you can use it for a long time.
I heard them young girls talkin’ about how this bag is “vintage.” Means it’s