That Rolex, you know, that shiny watch, it’s a real fancy thing. This one, they call it the Two-tone Black Submariner, kinda sounds like a submarine, right? Big name for a big watch, I reckon. They say it’s a classic, always in style, like my old floral dress, never goes out of fashion, you see. This Submariner, it’s somethin’ else.
I seen pictures, all shiny and new. They say it’s high imitation, which means it looks just like the real deal, but it ain’t. My neighbor, old Mr. Johnson, he got one. Says it’s good as gold, but I bet it didn’t cost him a whole lot. He’s always braggin’ about it, flashing it around. It’s black and gold, that two-tone, you know. Black like the night sky, and gold like, well, gold! Fancy, right?
Lots of folks like that blue one, too. Blue like the summer sky. But this black one, it’s just, I don’t know, it’s got that something. Like that old black and white TV my husband used to love. Always reliable, always there. You can wear it with anything, too, they say. Mr. Johnson, he wears his with his overalls, even when he’s mucking out the pigs! Can you believe it? A fancy watch like that, with pigs!
They got all these fancy words for it, too. “Luminous hour markers,” they say. That just means they glow in the dark, I reckon. Handy if you drop it in the well, I suppose. And “unidirectional bezel.” Now, that’s a mouthful. Sounds like somethin’ from one of them space movies. It’s just a ring around the watch face, goes one way. For divers, I think. Not that I know any divers. We got a couple of fishermen down by the creek, but they don’t wear nothin’ like that.
This Rolex Submariner, it’s supposed to be tough, too. Like that old iron skillet my mama used to have. Could probably knock someone out with it, if you had to. Not that I would. But you know what I mean. It’s built to last, they say. Like a good pair of boots. You can wear it every day, rain or shine. Even when you’re feeding the chickens, or shucking corn. It will be fine. That’s good for a high imitation Rolex.
- This watch, it’s black and gold.
- They call it “two-tone.”
- It’s a copy, but a good one, they say.
- It glows in the dark, kinda.
- It’s got that ring around it that only goes one way.
Some folks, they want the real deal. They pay big money for it. More money than I’ve ever seen in my whole life, I bet. They buy it from some fancy store, all polished and clean. They want the best prices, they want the best one. But this high imitation, it’s good enough for most folks. Like me. I wouldn’t know the difference, to be honest. And if it gets a little scratched up, well, who cares? It’s not like it cost a fortune. You don’t need to worry too much.
This Two-tone Black Submariner, it’s a good choice, I think. If you want somethin’ that looks fancy, but you don’t want to sell your whole farm to get it. It’s like buying a good used car instead of a brand new one. Still gets you where you need to go, right? I think the classic style is good.
They say it is the best selection, if you know where to look. Mr. Johnson, he got his from some fella online. Said he got it delivered right to his door. Imagine that! Didn’t even have to leave the house. The world’s changin’, I tell ya. Back in my day, we had to walk five miles uphill both ways just to get to the general store. Now you can get a fancy watch delivered right to your porch.
This watch, this Rolex, it is somethin’, ain’t it? I never thought I’d see the day. But there it is. Black and gold, shiny and new. Or, new-looking, anyway. You can wear this Submariner to church, to the market, to anywhere. This high imitation Rolex Two-tone Black Submariner is good. If you’re thinking about getting one of these watches, I say go for it. Just don’t tell anyone I told you. They’ll think I’ve gone crazy, talking about fancy watches. But between you and me, it’s a pretty good deal. Just don’t go diving with it, alright? Stick to the creek, if you have to.
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