Alright, let’s gab about this here YSL Manhattan Bag, ya know, the one them city gals are all crazy about. Folks call it a “classic,” but to me, it’s just a fancy purse. But hey, if you wanna know about it, I’ll tell ya what I’ve heard.
First off, this Saint Laurent fella, or whatever his name is…Yves somethin’ somethin’… he made this bag, or his company did. Now, some folks call it YSL, some call it Saint Laurent. Sounds like a whole lotta fuss over nothin’ to me. It’s like callin’ a dog a “pooch” or a “canine,” still the same critter, ain’t it? They say somethin’ about changin’ the name back in the day, makin’ it all fancy-like with “Paris” at the end. But who cares, long as the bag holds yer stuff, right?
Now, this Manhattan bag, they say it started showin’ up ’round 2019. That ain’t too long ago, if ya ask me. For somethin’ to be a “classic,” I figured it gotta be older than my prize-winning rooster, and he’s been around longer’n that! But what do I know? I just raise chickens and grow taters.
- The Look of It: It’s got this…how do ya say it…straight up and down shape. Not all slouchy like them hobo bags the young’uns wear. And it’s got shiny metal stuff on it, gold or silver, they say. Makes it look all fancy, I guess. But I bet it scratches somethin’ awful if you ain’t careful.
- The Name: They call it the Manhattan. Sounds like a place where them rich folks live. Probably gotta be awful careful not to get a speck of dirt on this bag if you’re carryin’ it around there.
- The Colors: Well, I ain’t seen too many of ‘em, but from what I hear, they come in black and white, mostly. Just like an old TV show. Maybe they got other colors too, but black and white, that’s what folks talk about. Seems kinda plain to me, but I guess city folk like that simple stuff.
Now, this YSL and Saint Laurent name thing…it’s confusin’ as a dog chasing its tail. They say it’s the same company, just different names. Like callin’ me “Granny” or “Mrs. Johnson,” still the same ol’ me, wrinkles and all. They changed the name to make it sound all highfalutin, I reckon. But it’s still just a bag, ain’t it? You put your lipstick and your wallet in it, and you go on about your day.
They say the writin’ on the bag, the YSL part, it’s in some fancy font. Helvetica somethin’ somethin’ Bold, they call it. Sounds like a big ol’ rooster crowin’ to me! And the colors they use, black and white, like I said. Nothin’ too flashy, which I guess is the point. They want it to look…what’s the word…sophisticated? Yeah, that’s it. Sophisticated.
If you wanna get one of these bags, you gotta go to their website, they say. The Saint Laurent Official Website. Sounds fancy, don’t it? Probably gotta pay a pretty penny for one of these things. More than I’d pay for a whole flock of chickens, that’s for sure. But hey, if you got the money and you like the way it looks, more power to ya. Me? I’ll stick with my good ol’ canvas tote bag. It holds everything I need, and I ain’t afraid to get it dirty.
So, there ya have it. That’s all I know about this here Remake Yves Saint Laurent YSL Manhattan Bag Classic Style. It’s a fancy purse, made by some fancy company, and city folks seem to love it. Me? I’ll stick with my chickens and my taters. They’re a whole lot less trouble, and they don’t cost near as much.
But if you’re lookin’ for somethin’ to make you feel like a city slicker, maybe this bag is for you. Just don’t come cryin’ to me when you scratch that shiny metal stuff.
And remember what I told ya, whether it says YSL or Saint Laurent, it’s the same thing. Don’t let them fancy names fool ya. A bag’s a bag, no matter what you call it.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed them chickens. They ain’t gonna wait around all day for their supper, and neither am I.
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